GROW YOUR OWN AND GET OVER YOURSELF

My beans are spindly, my spinach microscopic, the chillies look on the verge of death, so this hits me where I live.

KITTY COMMUTER

Here's a cat that catches the bus. Every day. Comes back an hour later. Been doing this four years.

OH PULL THE OTHER ONE

It's bad enough that the artistic efforts of six year olds stand next to old masters in galleries, but now we have the canine Pollock.

WANT ONE : PLANT SWING

A swing with planters.

PRETTY CREEPY IF YOU ASK ME

Creep out your relatives for all eternity with this personalised urn.

WANT ONE : NINJA UMBRELLA

Just the thing for the mean streets of downtown Johannesburg, the Ninja umbrella. Surprise!

WANT ONE : POLAR BEAR FLASH DISK

You do, you really need a polar bear flash drive.