Please Early Christmas Police, please don't glue my door. I really want one of these trees.

VIRGIN TOAST EMBOSSER

Make a fortune on ebay with this Toast Embosser.

A STYLE MASSACRE

Some things are too abominable to think about, for instance Hello Kitty Crocs.

YOU BEAUTY

Pictures of snow leopards to soothe your soul.

HISTORY OF AMERICAN IMMIGRATION

This is rather strange, but curiously appealing.

LEAPING LIZARDS

This has got to be animal abuse.

COFFEE GROUNDS ASHTRAY

As a dedicated coffee addict, I'm always looking for something to do with those used coffee grounds.

FRIGHTENING FURNITURE

A chair inspired by obesity? Positively scary if you ask me.

ROCK THE CHAIR

Remember your mother said you'd get a brain hemorrhage if you rocked on your chair, this is what you need.

Take the sweat out of watering your plants with this design by Deger Cengiz.

WEIRD WORD LOVERS

Here's your chance, the WaPo Mensa Invitational change one letter and make a new word.

SOLAR TREES

Fab and beautiful idea, Ross Lovegrove solar trees in Vienna.

ANYONE HEARD OF A CARRIAGE?

I'm not really getting the point of this one horsepower vehicle.

CROSS SPECIES ADOPTION

The unbelievable friendship between a kitten and a crow.

SQUIRRELIZE

The art of putting squirrel to paper.

THAT SQUIRREL

If you are currently living under a rock and haven't heard about that squirrel, get it here and here.

GOOD NEWS FOR BARBARIANS

If you are one of those people who get off on killing a beautiful defenceless animal, good news for you. South African hunting outfits are "suffering" in the recession as much as anyone.

Ag shame!

GRATUITOUSLY CUTE SECTION : TWIN KOALA BEARS REUNITED

These koala bears were separated when their mother only had room for one in her pouch.

Happy ending, aaaaawwwwwww.

BIG UP TO WOOLIES AND PICK 'N PAY

For boycotting a chicken farmer who takes his "superfluous" male chicks and puts them in a dam for five days until they die of starvation.

ERNIE FEARLESS GAMERANGER TEDDY

New one up on etsy. Come on someone buy him, cute little jacket with lots of pockets and very important leopardskin hat. How can you resist?

INJURED ANIMAL INVENTIONS

The best thing about these pictures is that the animals look so happy.

DIRTY CAR WINDOW ART

Wash your car or this could happen.

OLD WOMEN AND DORPIES

Never in the history of the world have women lived so long beyond childbearing, so let's all go and make art masterpieces in the middle of nowhere. Here's a bottle village and there an owl house.

FUN WITH PHOTOSHOP

And animals and fruit.

SIMPSONS IDEA OF HELL

GIGGLETREE : THE MIDDLE AGES

Before I started designing bright animals out of cloth, I made character plushes, some of them a bit more successful than others. I'm not sure what I was thinking with this biker gangster panda.


This one was better, a Springbok in a rugby jersey, complete with ball.


A really massive polar bear cowboy? It made sense at the time.


A present for my dad the lawyer, wise old lawyer owl. The cloak is completely authentic too, with a pocket at the back for depositing gold coins so your lawyer kept talking.


A monkey jester? He looks a bit creepy, maybe it's me.

KIKI IN OHIO

First sale at my etsy shop, this one has gone to Steph in Aurora Ohio, she's a history writer who collects cows.

AN UNLIKELY COUPLE

Awwww, giraffe and goat.

VERY VERY SHARP

Gorgeous sea creature sculptures made out of pencils