WHAT REALLY LURKS BEHIND THE DOOR

How about a tarpaulin to cover that ugly garage door.

THIS PEANUT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK

Ducks everywhere, how about this courgette

WANT ONE : THAT DIAMOND!

If there's one thing South Africans do really well, it's dig for buried treasure. Here's a diamond, all 507.55 carats of it.

CARTOON LAWS OF PHYSICS

In case you can't work out how far backwards a cat can bend, here's the cartoon laws of physics.

HUNTERS FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE WORD INDEFENSIBLE

Good news, the government has AGAIN dismissed an appeal against the ban on canned hunting. Do you think they'll give up? Nah, there's just too much money in lion heads.

BLOOD LAMP

It only glows for a second, but it's supposed to make you think.

ORIGAMI TEABAGS

Looks as good as it tastes, behold the origami teabag.

PARASITE ARCHITECTURE

Nice idea, these prefabricated units bolt onto any piece of bare vertical space.

A QUIRKY LABOUR OF LOVE

This is a really intricate piece of snipping.

SEA CREATURES MADE OUT OF BALLOONS

Balloon art, not just for kids parties.

GRATUITOUSLY CUTE SECTION : THE PANDA

GLOBAL WARMING RUG

I'm thinking ... nice idea this polar bear rug, but the trip factor is high.

BUNNY OVERLOAD

Have to get ...

all these ...

bunnehs off my desktop




before they disapprove.

FUN WITH PHOTOSHOP

Animals with light sabres.

GIANT SMILE-PROVOKING ANIMALS

In Artesina, Italy, there's a giant knitted pink bunny. Does there need to be a reason?

Seen in Europe, Japan and Brazil, the giant rubber duck "can relieve mondial tensions as well as define them".

PIGEON POWER BEATS BROADBAND

Winston the pigeon delivered 4GB of data from Howick to Hillcrest in 2 hours 6 minutes 56 seconds from a data card strapped to his leg. Service provider Telkom had their clock wiped in this challenge.

WHAT TO DO WITH THOSE LEFTOVERS

Here's a car with a steering wheel made of carrots and powered by chcolate

CROCHET FOR MENOPAUSAL WOMEN

Beautifully hand-crocheted in gold thread, a gift for the crotchety harridan in your life, Golden Tampon Lifetime Achievement Award.

ESSENTIAL HOUSEHOLD ITEMS

No self-respecting home can be without crochet fish and chips.

WANT ONE : CACTUS TERRARIUM

Lovely little cactus terrarium. You know you want one.

INTENSIVE CARE FOR PLANTS

For those of us with ten brown thumbs there's this nifty IV Planter.

ABUSE AT PRIVATE ZOO

This is a horrific story about the plight of animals at Monkey Town, a so-called sanctuary for primates in Somerset West. After you've read it (if your stomach is strong enough), have a look at Monkey Town's website.